Day four of the "cleanse".  I really want a steak, and maybe a hamburger, and a sandwich.

I have noticed that I can eat a small amount and be full.  And, by removing all forms of flavoring from the diet, I have become more aware of the natural flavor of foods.  These are good things.  I hope to gain an appreciation for simple quality foods after this torture is over.  This diet would not suck so bad if I could eat more.  The problem is, I think the idea is to eat very little so all the gook on your insides get digested and removed.  Gross.

This morning was no fun, I was quite hungry.  I feel weaker and have much less energy than normal.  I'm not sure if it's the lack of caffeine or calories or both but I really don't care.  Frankly, I'm worried that I may never be the same again.   I'm concerned that my essence is being removed and will forever be replaced by this apathetic, weak, drooling version of myself.  "They" say that it gets better and you lose the craving for all the good stuff but I really hope that doesn't happen.  I hope that with a proper dose of coffee and flesh, I can reverse the adverse effects.  Which leads me to believe that if this "cleanse" really does work, I will going to reverse any "benefits" in roughly 2 days.

Anyway, we can't eat after 7:00pm and its 8:41pm now so I'm in for a long night.  Stay tuned...